Once upon a time there was a man who was full of swagger blonde and had a beard.He ran the kingdom with a sword made of ice. In the early days of battle he destroyed people with his powerful combination of swift launching slash into knee blow. Even if his foe had defended against his mighty swift launching slash successfully he could knee blow after and interrupt his opponents counter attack....oh and he had other stuff too that no one cares about. Everyone in the kingdom started complaining to the grand wizards of equality that this blonde man was too powerful and couldn't be stopped. These wizards cast a Spell on the blonde man. He was now WEAK. His strikes felt like a paper cut and he quickly became a joke to everyone else in the kingdom.
THE END
This is a true story.
It is the story of SIEGFRIED