WindupSkeleton

i need some help regarding a real life issue that no one i know can help me with. you think you can assist?

Joe attempting to make GoT/Gendry sex puns. "I can't think of anything bull-related regarding sex." Just take the bull by the horn sweetie.

I have seen your victory in the flames. You will ride a giant bear in a vicious storm. This bear bore a strange resemblance to Mo'Nique from Precious and you will throw away this pretender and that pretender. Look to your sins, Le Bello. The night is dark and full of terror. Also, you will need to buy milk soon, as I have consumed most of it.

Like, seriously, I'll go stare into some flames until my eyes hurt and tell you about what I saw. I might have to use some psychedelics first, though.

As a man who can normally escape a night out sober, I must say that I'm highly very drunk right now. Le Bollocks.