Ask a 12 Year Old

[linkorz]

Want relationship advice? Fact checking? The meaning of life? Why not ask a 12 year old? Ask me any question you might have about anything, I'm certain I have an answer.

Thank you to @Alex.J for the idea of this thread.

 

[Alex.J]

Want relationship advice? Fact checking? The meaning of life? Why not ask a 12 year old? Ask me any question you might have about anything, I'm certain I have an answer.

Thank you to @Alex.J for the idea of this thread.

How do I become swole?

 

[fukou_da_man]

Want relationship advice? Fact checking? The meaning of life? Why not ask a 12 year old? Ask me any question you might have about anything, I'm certain I have an answer.

Thank you to @Alex.J for the idea of this thread.

How do I grow luscious locks of hair?

 

[linkorz]

How do I become swole?

Bathe in the muscle bath of swole, and gain the almighty powers of Heracles the Swole.

 

[linkorz]

How do I grow luscious locks of hair?

First off, grow your hair for 3 time units of the lord Xenderbleb, then proceed to not brush it or pay any attention to it for 3 more time units of the lord Xenderbleb. After that, make yourself an ice cream sandwich, just to treat yourself. Then, roll your hair in an aborted sheep fetus and some egg yokes. Boom, perfect hair!