Jokes thread

[Blade_edge]

Know any jokes (good ones or bad ones) post em HERE!!

So two fat blokes walk into a bar one says to the other "your round" to which the other replys "so are you, you fat basterd"

I recently suggested to my wife that she try masturbating with fruit. She went fucking bananas.

 

[Mavericks42O]

what does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast???

this morning i had bacon and eggs lol

 

[Pocky-Yoshi]

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

*shrugs*

 

[DeathInMyEyes]

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

 

[Inori DWF]

Just for extra precaution... are racist jokes allowed?