You know what really grinds my gears??

[Reptile]

On the other hand, you sometimes get more then you ordered for the same price by accident. Those times are rare and fantastic.

I ordered shit like 5000 times (I'm not fat, by the way) and it happened once! I ordered BBQ wings and a poutine as usual, but I got an extra chicken burger and fries with it! It was awesome.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

poutine sounds like another word for a "cooter".

However it looks delicious (kinda like a cooter) and I desperatly wanna try one.

Grinds my gears that my sexy chuck friend was almost hurt AND I cant get a fuckin poutine in california!!

 

[JDub]

I just can't believe he went out and shot 10 people in the street. What a fucking shithead.

I cranked on the news. Now he dead. Can't imagine witnessing such a scene. Hope you have a good way to unwind. Try to laugh. I busted up over this:

However it looks delicious (kinda like a cooter) and I desperatly wanna try one.

I've never put another person's quote as my signature but if there was one to use...

 

[The Landslide]

I'm drinking a ton of Jack tonight to unwind. Here's to missing!

 

[WindupSkeleton]

I ordered shit like 5000 times (I'm not fat, by the way) and it happened once! I ordered BBQ wings and a poutine as usual, but I got an extra chicken burger and fries with it! It was awesome.

See, I have food ready cooked, just needs a few touches, but now I want chicken burgers and fries and all kinds of shit.