Halo 4
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Slade
[14] Master
Kill cams. Fucking kill cams. In Halo. Oh, so you fucked up and got killed? That's bad enough, considering the kill times are already so fucking slow a three year old could play this goddamn game. But now they're going to add a retarded forgiveness mechanic that rewards you for dying by giving you your killer's exact location so you can call them out to your teammates and fuck over any chance they had at getting maybe two kills for that life? HOORAY FOR 'EVERYONE IS EQUAL' MECHANICS THAT REWARD YOU FOR FUCKING SUCKING AT THE GAME BY SCREWING OVER THE PLAYERS THAT ARE BETTER THAN YOU.
And here I was thinking they hit rock fucking bottom with Reach. I thought Sage Merrill was the worst goddamn thing that could happen to this franchise. Armor abilities and "toss a coin to win" RNG bloom were fucking retarded. The godawful maps I could tolerate. The shitty gametypes, the lack of LAN support, ALL THAT I COULD DEAL WITH FOR AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE (until I quit Reach out of disgust). But no, they had to go even further in their attempts at drawing in the CoD audience. Way to fucking go.
Words do not even come close to expressing how absolutely disgusted I am by this shit. This is the biggest betrayal to a franchise I have seen since fucking Ultima 9 Ascension. If a franchise ever needed to be brought out behind the shed and put down, it's this fucking one. I'm sure the CoD kiddies will love it for the shallow "everyone is a winner" Candyland experience it's turned into, but this is just fucking insulting to anyone who was hoping that the Halo franchise could serve as a bridge between consoles and the former greatness of PC arena shooters.
Fuck. I was afraid this was going to be Reach 2.0. This is something even worse.
And here I was thinking they hit rock fucking bottom with Reach. I thought Sage Merrill was the worst goddamn thing that could happen to this franchise. Armor abilities and "toss a coin to win" RNG bloom were fucking retarded. The godawful maps I could tolerate. The shitty gametypes, the lack of LAN support, ALL THAT I COULD DEAL WITH FOR AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE (until I quit Reach out of disgust). But no, they had to go even further in their attempts at drawing in the CoD audience. Way to fucking go.
Words do not even come close to expressing how absolutely disgusted I am by this shit. This is the biggest betrayal to a franchise I have seen since fucking Ultima 9 Ascension. If a franchise ever needed to be brought out behind the shed and put down, it's this fucking one. I'm sure the CoD kiddies will love it for the shallow "everyone is a winner" Candyland experience it's turned into, but this is just fucking insulting to anyone who was hoping that the Halo franchise could serve as a bridge between consoles and the former greatness of PC arena shooters.
Fuck. I was afraid this was going to be Reach 2.0. This is something even worse.
Slade
[14] Master
They fucking WHAT?
REVEALING CHIEF'S FACE GOES AGAINST EVERY FUCKING THING THIS--
Fuck it. I'm out.