Jokes, anyone?

[Felix007]

a guy walks into a bar and says "ow fuck I walked into a bar."

Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

From Fallout:

Photons have mass? I wasn't even aware they were Catholic.

An electron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. He hands the electron his drink, to which the electron asks "How much?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Two atoms are talking to each other one night, when one exclaims "I believe I just lost an electron!", to which the other replies, "Are you sure?" The first then says, "I'm positive."

 

[hellbottom]

who was the first underwater spy?


JAMES LAKE

 

[Y-Disciple]

An elephant meets a naked jungle man, looks down and asks, "how do you feed yourself with that?"

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

a 3 legged dog walks into a bar. stands up looks at the bartender and says "Im looking for the man who shot my paw"

 

[BlackDragon37]

The Grand Canyon was started by a Jew who lost a coin in a ditch.