Jokes thread

[Death_Emperor_X]

That's less of a joke and more of a life story.

All that was made up, I wasn't serious.

 

[BlackDragon37]

What's the best thing for getting chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

I'm really sick of all the people in this world who think its ok to lie about things to get out of trouble. Don't they ever think about what those lies might cause?

For example, I heard about this one lady who lied to her husband about how she got pregnant. Next thing you know there is a whole fucking religion!

 

[Nyte]

"You hit me under any circumstance, even in self-defense, that's abuse and is morally wrong. If I hit you, it's because you pissed me off and you deserved it."

-All women, if they were honest.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

There is a new drinking game called Oscar Pitorius.

Everyone starts drinking beer, and when someone goes to the bathroom everyone else takes 4 shots.