Jokes thread

[optymuss]

http://failblog.cheezburger.com/

:)

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

So a guy goes into a restaurant and the daily special is eggs.

"These are innocent chicken fetuses, I can't eat these!"

Waitress-
"Actually sir they are not, they are not fertilized. Our chickens lay sterile eggs daily."

"Oh, well I guess that is ok."

So he orders the eggs and starts eating.

Waitress-
"In actuality you are eating a chicken's period."

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

So a drunk guy tries to hit on a group of girls and said "My penis should come with a warning label, know what it is?"

Girl-"No, what is it?"

"Warning: Choking Hazard!"

His friend says "They only put that on small objects."

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

Chuck Norris loves Russian Roulette, his record is 44 and 7.

 

[BlackDragon37]

How many months have 28 days?

All of them.