Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

I made a joke about the Gaza strip earlier, but it Israeli inappropriate.

 

[HolyCarp]

I made a joke about large, plant eating mammals earlier, but it's slightly irrelephant.

 

[AZYG4LYFE]

The bed is probably the best invention in the world.

Millions have been made on it.

OMG, THIS GUY, I feel I should say this now but how do you do this, freaking amazing African making jokes everywhere lol, you never fail to impress.

AZ

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

wait wait wait WAIT a fuckin second........

BlackDragon is.....Black? Do they have black people in the UK?

 

[BlackDragon37]

wait wait wait WAIT a fuckin second........

BlackDragon is.....Black? Do they have black people in the UK?

Oh you didn't know? The UK is so multicultural, we don't even need to go abroad.

Why go to Nigeria when there's Tooting?

Why go to Pakistan when there's Bradford?

Why go to Jamaica when there's jail?