Jokes thread

[Enkindu]

lols this is the joke thread. i told a joke. i thought there weren't any rules for what kind of jokes you can tell. hows about you grow a backbone?

 

[Crimson]

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Hahaha.. Enkindu the bully.

..there's my joke. Enkindu's a sweetheart.. pinkpwner take the joke.. isn't this the appropriate thread?

 

[BlackDragon37]

If boxers argue that the sport DOESN'T cause brain damage, then how come they call it a boxing ring when it is quite clearly a square?

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Some Of the late great George Carlin for that ass:

Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do the call em COOKies if you BAKE them?
Why do you DRIVE on a PARKway & Park on a DRIVEway?

HRD

 

[BlackDragon37]

If you're always organizing things, you have OCD. If you're always eating things, you have OBCD.

Of course Justin Bieber is pro-life. Anyone who survived an abortion would be.