Jokes thread

[Hot Rod Dave]

I vote BlackDragon37 as having the best jokes so far.

I love one-liners!!

HRD

 

[Mitalius]

lols this is the joke thread. i told a joke. i thought there weren't any rules for what kind of jokes you can tell. hows about you grow a backbone?

No that was more like talking shit.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

No that was more like talking shit.

lighten up francis

$10 to whoever can tell me what movie thats from. Best comedy of the 80's IMO

How do you fit 48 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in the front seat and 46 in the ash tray!!

I shouldnt talk bout jews. My grandpa died in the concentration camps in WWII.
Yeah he got so drunk he fell out the gaurd tower!!

HRD

 

[GreatOne1939]

lighten up francis

$10 to whoever can tell me what movie thats from. Best comedy of the 80's IMO

How do you fit 48 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in the front seat and 46 in the ash tray!!

I shouldnt talk bout jews. My grandpa died in the concentration camps in WWII.
Yeah he got so drunk he fell out the gaurd tower!!

HRD

I loved that movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZPIU0wGVkQ

 

[Zane]

I don't think this thread could... well it could work but... I mean come on there is no such thing as "reading jokes" THEY HAVE TO BE TOLD, this is coming from the joker, but this thread is a good time killer tho =/