Jokes thread

[Hot Rod Dave]

I loved that movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZPIU0wGVkQ

Hell yeah!! Thats my dawg yo!!

A 3 legged dog walks into a bar
Stands up and says to the bartender "Im looking for the man who shot my paw/pa"
Get it? Its ok, Its a thinker!

Ridley was right. That ones a tellin joke, not a readin joke. But what else you got to do??!!

HRD

 

[Pocky-Yoshi]

No that was more like talking shit.

 

[BlackDragon37]

You can't spell 'prostitution' without 'STI'.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?

Not being fuckin retarded in the first place!!

Oddly enough my sister is actually mentally challenged (as they like to be refered to) But she and I both think this joke is funny!!

HRD

 

[HogisGuy]

Your mom is so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your mom is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car.

Your mom is so dumb that she stole a free sample.