Jokes thread

A Chinese couple named Wong had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy definitely Caucasian white baby boy!

"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?"
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him "Sum Ting Wong."
 

If you watch Die Hard backwards, it’s about a bunch of terrorists helping to repair a sky scraper just in time for a Christmas party.

If you watch Cinderella backwards, it’s about a woman who learns her place.

If you watch The Karate Kid backwards, it’s about a karate champion who slowly becomes a pussy and ends up moving back to Jersey.

If you watch Pokémon backwards, it’s about rehabilitating victims of legalised animal fighting and releasing them into the wild.

If you watch Superman backwards, it is about a guy who flies around, putting people into precarious situations, then hiding.​
 
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