Jokes thread

Your mom is so cross sided, She dropped a Dime and picked up two Nickels WAhhh!!

Your mom is so dumb, when they said it was chilly outside the bitch run out with a bowl! I love Chilly.... WAhhhh

Your mom is so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell, Everyone ran to the border... Wahhhh

Your mom is so dumb she tried to M&M's in Alphabetical order.... M m M ;/
 
well, I do have to say that out of all the jokes in this thread, this could be the best one, not cuz it's funny, but cuz jokes are meant to be seen or heard.... not fucking read >.< oh and wtf? boob bone? o.O
Yeah. I was like boob bone? and then Khan asked the same thing. I was glad that the joke wasn't completely out there and even one of the characters didn't know what was going on. but about reading jokes some of them are funny because they're short and to the point (except for the momma jokes. I think all of those are stupid and old.)
 
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