Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
On Monday, Barack Obama defended his new tax rate for millionaires, saying that "This is not class warfare; it's math". Which is unfortunate since America's way better at warfare than math.
British consumers say they're confused by new terms the fashion industry's using these days, such as "spants" and "swacket", while American consumers are confused by fashion terms like "medium" and "small".
Patti Stanger, star of Millionaire Matchmaker, said this week that New York City women are "wound tight", and that they should "loosen up". Oh sure, but when I say it I'm "harassing the dancers".
An artist in England is selling jewellery crafted from human hair. She says the jewellery is just a way to support herself while she pursues her true passion - murdering people for hair.
Ted Haggard, the disgraced pastor who admitted to having a homosexual affair, is said to appear on new reality show Celebrity Wife Swap. Haggard signed on to the show before finding out that you have to swap your wife for another wife.
Several supermarket chains around America have begun phasing out the self-service checkout machines after studies showed that human cashiers were faster. If you asked me which humans would finally defeat the machines, I would not have guessed supermarket cashiers.
British consumers say they're confused by new terms the fashion industry's using these days, such as "spants" and "swacket", while American consumers are confused by fashion terms like "medium" and "small".
Patti Stanger, star of Millionaire Matchmaker, said this week that New York City women are "wound tight", and that they should "loosen up". Oh sure, but when I say it I'm "harassing the dancers".
An artist in England is selling jewellery crafted from human hair. She says the jewellery is just a way to support herself while she pursues her true passion - murdering people for hair.
Ted Haggard, the disgraced pastor who admitted to having a homosexual affair, is said to appear on new reality show Celebrity Wife Swap. Haggard signed on to the show before finding out that you have to swap your wife for another wife.
Several supermarket chains around America have begun phasing out the self-service checkout machines after studies showed that human cashiers were faster. If you asked me which humans would finally defeat the machines, I would not have guessed supermarket cashiers.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Obesity in America is escalating... It's too lazy to take the stairs.
I hate PornHub. I trained to become a doctor for 7 years, and not once have I had a blowjob from a busty nurse.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
I hate PornHub. I trained to become a doctor for 7 years, and not once have I had a blowjob from a busty nurse.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Inori DWF
[10] Knight
Q: Why do Jews have such big noses?
A: Because air is free.
Q: What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
A: A Chinese prostitute.
Q: What do hockey goalies and a native girls have in common?
A: They both change their pads after three periods.
Q: Why was the homosexual fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: For drinking on the job.
A: Because air is free.
Q: What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
A: A Chinese prostitute.
Q: What do hockey goalies and a native girls have in common?
A: They both change their pads after three periods.
Q: Why was the homosexual fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: For drinking on the job.
0VincentRayne0
Faith
ummm.
1. I don't get it
2. that's messed up
3. that got a chuckle out of me but then I noticed it seemed like a racist joke
4. ewww.
P.S. I was wondering who your avatar is. I've seen her before when I was on youtube watching an music vid of an artist I like. your avatar person was on the side of suggested videos. I think the vid was Pon Pon Pon.