Jokes thread

[Karnj]

What time is it when you need to see the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

 

[BlackDragon37]

I've heard inverted ejaculation is making a comeback.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

 

[BlackDragon37]

When you realise you know everything, you get your A Levels. When you realise you know nothing, you get your degree. When you realise no one else knows anything either, you get your Ph.D.

 

[BlackDragon37]

I saw a female protester hand-cuffed to a fence with a little sign which read, "Say NO to RAPE!"

So I said, "NO!"

Then raped her.