Jokes thread

[K0rN_b4LL]

What did the white Jew say to the black Jew?

"Get to the back of the oven!"

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

Always keep in mind the 7 qualities of a perfect girlfriend:

Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle
Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensible

Or in short- B.I.G.T.I.T.S.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

Soccer joke-

An Italian asks a Spanish Bartender: Can I have 4 Coke Light?
Spanish bartender: We are out but I can give you 4 zero.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

 

[BlackDragon37]

They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience.

Maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much.