Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

There's a call from a leading public health expert to reduce the age for consent to 15 down from 16.

If the UK doesn't reduce it, its paedophiles will start leaving the country.

That could spell the end of the BBC.

 

[Robert_J_King]

When I get a car, I'm going to put a giant "S" on all four sides.
Why?
So everytime I drive by, people will say: "Look at that ES-CAR-GO"!

 

[BlackDragon37]

Duplication.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

Two 19 year old girls are getting slagged off in the news for winning a fancy dress competition dressed as the 'Twin Towers'.

I wasn't offended. I went dressed as Osama Bin Laden and fucked both of them.

Didn't ya do that one already?

 

[BlackDragon37]

I thought I did, but it turned out I didn't.

I could be wrong, though.