TheTheoryIsYou
[01] Neophyte
The Australian version of 'Who Do You Think You Are?' is called 'What Do You Think He Did?'
(PS, sorry all Aussie SC players. XD)
(PS, sorry all Aussie SC players. XD)
Jokes thread
- Thread starter Blade_edge
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
People are saying that sperm has terrific anti-wrinkle properties.
But if that were true, with the amount of wanking I do my bed would probably make itself.
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UKIP leader Nigel Farage has predicted "an earthquake" in politics if his party wins the European elections.
I thought the official UKIP stance was that earthquakes are caused by gay marriage.
But if that were true, with the amount of wanking I do my bed would probably make itself.
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UKIP leader Nigel Farage has predicted "an earthquake" in politics if his party wins the European elections.
I thought the official UKIP stance was that earthquakes are caused by gay marriage.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
There I was, listening to the guided audio tour when I smelt something funny.
"Can you smell Gas?" I asked my friend. Of course, because I had headphones in I may have said it a little loud.
And that was how my Auschwitz tour ended.
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If a picture paints a thousand words, then a half naked selfie on Facebook paints the words 'Attention whore' 500 times.
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Facebook needs a 'Stalk' button.
"Can you smell Gas?" I asked my friend. Of course, because I had headphones in I may have said it a little loud.
And that was how my Auschwitz tour ended.
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If a picture paints a thousand words, then a half naked selfie on Facebook paints the words 'Attention whore' 500 times.
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Facebook needs a 'Stalk' button.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I'm starting up a new produce company in Ethiopia.
It will be called "Food Ltd."
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Just had a Jewish design tattoo done on my arm.
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It will be called "Food Ltd."
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Just had a Jewish design tattoo done on my arm.
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