Update:
I did have H1N1, I was out of work for 3 days...and out of commission... still, Saturday and Sunday. It is only through sheer force of will that I am here today. H1N1 is terrible... Imagine the sickest you've been, without throwing up or diarrhea, and then multiply it by 15. I literally couldn't move all of Wednesday. But, I'm almost back to normal... Damn Bacon Fever.