Superpowerz!

Flying, breathing underwater, and manipulating fire.
Everyone posted better ones than mine.
However, these will benefit more to my liking.
 
Well, since this thread wasn't as much of a flop as I thought it would be, I'll dive in a little further and take a page out of Touhou's book of recockulous powers:

The best power ever? Manipulation of Boundaries. Allow me to explain...

Imagine that everything in this universe is separated by "boundaries", such that things may exist independently from one another; there is a boundary that separates red from blue, a boundary that separates wood and iron, a boundary the separates water and peanut butter, etc. If there were no such boundaries, all things and concepts in this universe would exist as a single, unidentifiable entity, where absolutely EVERYTHING was one and the same. Thus, from this understanding, comes the manipulation of boundaries.

In application, you can add or remove boundaries of any concept imaginable. The simplest thing to do is say "I remove the boundary between 'here' and 'there'", creating a spacial gap that effectively makes a portal in the style of the similarly named PC first-person puzzle game. You could remove the boundary between paper and brick, enabling you either to plunge a fork through a brick wall, or stop a bullet with a newspaper. And when you get REALLY crazy, you can manipulate pure concepts, like removing the boundary between 'Truth' and 'Illusion', so that you may step on the moon through its reflection on a lake. You might create a boundary between 'Now' and '2 Minutes From Now', inserting a gap of time beyond the normal boundaries of time.

When you think of the universe in boundaries, the ability to manipulate boundaries is essentially the power to undermine the universe.
 
nothing beats the power of imagination, badass. Also don't hate on the power i thought up because that shit is a vicious power to want or have, it's not a good look for you.

Besides, juggling is only cool when you can do more than 3 and not just balls or sand sacks... magic on the other hand... fucking god tier. t4 jin/t5 steve got nothing on this guy:

ricky jay:

mean muggin like he can't smile....

now that's something i want to learn... fuck superpowers HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT?!

but don't hate badass... being able to manipulate the universe/multiverse as well as time and space is a cool power. but it's alright... you'll live. put your shades on though.. it's kind of bright. ha!
 
I like the power of boundaries, but that is based on a theory of thought. But i think it relies too much on the mental ability to think of the universe to think that way. These powers should be based in the now.
 
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