Superpowerz!

[Marginal]

With power over time and space, you could reach through your monitor and slap people posting stupid stuff. No need to vanish 'em.

 

[DC97]

I'd like to be an asshole and point this out.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17185_7-awesome-super-powers-ruined-by-science.html

There are plenty of other super power related articles on this site, just look around.

 

[WuHT]

I'd just like the ability to negate anyone else's power... just to stop abuse

 

[wuben213]

This thread has a high nerd factor to it.

That being said, I would love to have dance moves like him:

 

[Marginal]

I'd like to be an asshole and point this out.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17185_7-awesome-super-powers-ruined-by-science.html

There are plenty of other super power related articles on this site, just look around.

Dur. That's why Superman has supervision, super intelligence and invulerability in addition to flight. He catches planes gently.

Flash is surrounded by Speed Force(tm) so things won't be hitting him in the face.

All this is explained by the perfectly reasonable stuff in the comic books.