E3 2014

Nintendo sucked. Get at me Kappa
Dude, Nintendo > everyone else.

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Dude, Nintendo > everyone else.

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I don't know if cry, laugh or both

Imagine a console with N love for videogames, MS money and none of those Sony fatties in suit :D
As president a dude in tuxedo with two quality hookers that at E3 point a fat kid in the audience and ask

"Son, do you want AAA cinematic xperience?"
"Yes"
"gritty dudebro shoterz?"
"yess"
"mortal lol kombat?"
"YESSS"

"Well, fuck you."


Dreams :(
 
Now while Nintendo won it all because of Smash, props has to be given to 343 for listening to the fans and giving us Halo 2 revival with ONLY the graphics changed. I was worried that 343 was killing the Halo series but judging by how they listened to the fans responses to pre patch Halo 4, and how they are leaving Halo 2 untouched, I have high hopes for the future of Halo again and high hopes for Halo 5. I now have a reason to get a next gen console.
 
I was shocked to see Arc The Lad being rumored/listed on the first page of this thread. Nintendo/Super Smash Bros is breaking new ground with the addition of Mii's and customizable moves. Also, Tomodachi Life seems epic.
 
Weird E3 this year.

Microsoft had an unsurprising, yet, NON BAD conference. Almost like, they were looking at us like a scared, crying beaten spouse saying "here is your dinner..."

Sony mostly continued their trouncing of Microsoft. But no Last Guardian. That will be for next year where its a complete fuck up until Last Guardian.

And Nintendo showed off Legend of Zelda. And it looks fucking amazing. Along with "Please Understand, Shigeru Miyamoto is clearly working on Starfox but we cant show it off."

"Please understand, we ruined Samus."

Seriously though what is it with Nintendo and making the best use of their console's power?

But then again "Please understand, Skylanders made a lot of money. Here is our version"

Trouble with me and Nintendo is that... I dont like Smash Bros. I played too many games of Melee with "Those Guys". Fuck this series.

Batman Arkham Knight looked awesome.

I Like Halos. I like the idea that I own all the Master Chief Halos on one disc. Screams of desperation though. But it looks a decent little HD collection.

Rise of the Tomb Raider, could be interesting. If the game is like Lara sitting down talking to a therapist as she talks about what she's done it could be good. I hope it raises the horror a bit more, like I thought the Reboot would do.

Mortal Kombat X, I'm confused by it. In a way I'm getting a Deadly Alliance vibe from it. 3 "types" of characters, The new characters look bizarre. But I would be lying if that heart dropping down from the hole in the chest didn't disgust me. And I love it.

CooP Assassins Creed. Kinda want.

And now clearly the game of the show: Sonic Jump Fever. I remember when Sonic games were like LoZ levels of hype. Sonic Bewm looks like arse and there is going to be a fucking LIVE ACTION + CGI Sonic movie.
 
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