How does a man get a lot of unconditional love in life?

K

1.) Purchase a motorcycle

2.) Purchase cool biker wardrobe

3.) Find a nice local biker bar

4.) Buy everyone in the bar drinks

5.) Enjoy awesome new biker buddies

YES!!! Let's all get drunk and go drive dangerously fast on motorcycles!! >:D

After all... we're just fast moving pedestrians!! It's sex appeal at it's greatest!

*Hits a light post and goes flying in two pieces.*
 
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