Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

Well, well, well...

Welcome to stutter class.
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Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti-

...

Hang on, doesn't matter now.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

After all the Jeff Dunham videos I've watched this one somehow escaped my notice.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Before telling a rape joke, always ask for consent.

If you don't get it, tell it anyway, hoping that they'll understand the irony.
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100 doves have been released outside Nelson Mandela's hospital.

Not the first time he's caused a mass exodus of whites.
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To all the people saying there should be a black Doctor Who:

He's not a witch doctor.
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There's an interesting documentary about Nelson Mandela on one night this week.

Just waiting for confirmation of which night that will be.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.