Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
My PC takes such a long time to shut down I've decided to call it Nelson Mandela.
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I've watched so much porn that my internet pages are starting to stick together.
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Was in a fancy restaurant with my girlfriend and said "I can't wait to get you home tonight, I'm going to fuck you all over".
She said, "Oh sorry, we can't tonight. I'm on my period!" She continued talking, but I didn't hear what she said.
I was too busy staring into the bottle of wine I'd just wasted a hundred fucking quid on.
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My wife was very pleased when I invented mind control.
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I've watched so much porn that my internet pages are starting to stick together.
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Was in a fancy restaurant with my girlfriend and said "I can't wait to get you home tonight, I'm going to fuck you all over".
She said, "Oh sorry, we can't tonight. I'm on my period!" She continued talking, but I didn't hear what she said.
I was too busy staring into the bottle of wine I'd just wasted a hundred fucking quid on.
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My wife was very pleased when I invented mind control.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I'm not saying that my wife is ugly.
But when she boarded the bus in Mumbai, the rapists got off.
But when she boarded the bus in Mumbai, the rapists got off.
Syn_SC
[07] Duelist
Pernicious-Soul
[07] Duelist
How do you fit 4 gay men on 1 bar stool?
Turn stool upside down :)
Turn stool upside down :)