Jokes thread

[Alex.J]

How do you get Alex.J to shut up?

You Don't.

 

[Alex.J]

Alex.J doesn't sleep, he waits.

 

[Alex.J]

Alex.J once listened to Coolio "Ugly Bitches" for 2 hours straight. This was life changing.

 

[Alex.J]

Alex.J isn't funny, he's hilarious.

 

[Alex.J]

Alex.J decided to not be funny one day. The stock market crashed.