BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
A woman was raped at her home in Dublin. Police say there is no sign of forced entry.
Eh?
Eh?
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Ronnie Biggs has died, aged 84.
This leaves National Rail as the last remaining Great Train Robber, with cheese sandwiches for £4.50.
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Justin Bieber has announced he is retiring from music.
And NOW it's Christmas.
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A group of Ian Watkins' girlfriends broke down in tears when the judge announced his thirty five year prison sentence.
But they were OK again when they had been fed and had their nappies changed.
This leaves National Rail as the last remaining Great Train Robber, with cheese sandwiches for £4.50.
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Justin Bieber has announced he is retiring from music.
And NOW it's Christmas.
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A group of Ian Watkins' girlfriends broke down in tears when the judge announced his thirty five year prison sentence.
But they were OK again when they had been fed and had their nappies changed.
Robert_J_King
Royal Impact Style
"The REAL travesty today is that I found out "She got a bomb ass pussy so I better cut the green wire." isn't a Lil Wayne lyric yet."
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I'm trying to do some research on Muhammad, but I think Google is fucked.
I searched "Paedophile Prophet", and all I got was news stories about some bloke called Ian Watkins.
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I did not know Britain had begun a new space mission.
"Hello Euston, this is Apollo. The ceiling has landed."
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Justin Bieber announces his retirement.
Ian Watkins is sent down for 29 years.
Fazer from N-Dubz is declared bankrupt.
All we need now is for D'Angelo to release his latest album, and this will be the best week in the history of music.
I searched "Paedophile Prophet", and all I got was news stories about some bloke called Ian Watkins.
---
I did not know Britain had begun a new space mission.
"Hello Euston, this is Apollo. The ceiling has landed."
---
Justin Bieber announces his retirement.
Ian Watkins is sent down for 29 years.
Fazer from N-Dubz is declared bankrupt.
All we need now is for D'Angelo to release his latest album, and this will be the best week in the history of music.