BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Let's test the way you think :-
thepenisinhermouth.
Did you read 'the pen is in her mouth'?
Nah, me neither.
thepenisinhermouth.
Did you read 'the pen is in her mouth'?
Nah, me neither.
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I felt so down today that I think I actually gained an extra chromosome.
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What's the difference between a brothel and a special school?
Nothing, if you're Jimmy Savile.
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A middle-aged woman looks in the mirror.
"God, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby. "Pay me a compliment, dear."
Her hubby says, "Your eyesight's good."
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What's the difference between a brothel and a special school?
Nothing, if you're Jimmy Savile.
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A middle-aged woman looks in the mirror.
"God, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby. "Pay me a compliment, dear."
Her hubby says, "Your eyesight's good."
Nyte
Taki or bust.
Rich kid "problems":
The BMW I got for my birthday was the wrong color! I wanted black not blue!
My friend got a private jet and daddy refuses to get me one!
For the party, I can't decide if I want to use the indoor swimming pool, outdoor swimming pool, or if I want to fly to Miami for the weekend. UGH! Decisions, decisions.
People are so judgmental of me! Just because I get everything I want and never had to work a day in my life, people act like I get everything I want and never had to work a day in my life!
The BMW I got for my birthday was the wrong color! I wanted black not blue!
My friend got a private jet and daddy refuses to get me one!
For the party, I can't decide if I want to use the indoor swimming pool, outdoor swimming pool, or if I want to fly to Miami for the weekend. UGH! Decisions, decisions.
People are so judgmental of me! Just because I get everything I want and never had to work a day in my life, people act like I get everything I want and never had to work a day in my life!
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
My wife text me saying "I've found out you've been fucking another woman you cheating bastard! I've taken my things and I'm going back to my mum's house"
"Ok, see you when you get here" I text back.
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If global warming means Rihanna is going to dress like that, the polar bears can go fuck themselves.
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Me and six friends were sitting in a room; we got onto the subject of rape.
The only girl in the room said, "I've often wondered if I'm strong enough to stop someone trying to rape me."
Turns out she's not.
"Ok, see you when you get here" I text back.
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If global warming means Rihanna is going to dress like that, the polar bears can go fuck themselves.
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Me and six friends were sitting in a room; we got onto the subject of rape.
The only girl in the room said, "I've often wondered if I'm strong enough to stop someone trying to rape me."
Turns out she's not.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Reports saying that Muslim extremism is occurring in schools in Birmingham are wrong.
It's actually Birming.
Muslims can't have ham.
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Schools now have Domestic Violence Prevention classes to teach girls how to stop themselves becoming victims of abuse by their partners.
We had something similar back in my day except it was called Home Economics.
It's actually Birming.
Muslims can't have ham.
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Schools now have Domestic Violence Prevention classes to teach girls how to stop themselves becoming victims of abuse by their partners.
We had something similar back in my day except it was called Home Economics.