Jokes thread

I was watching porn and there was an ad in the sidebar that said, "Want a bigger cock???!"

Yes, that's why I'm watching porn.
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I see that Kate Moss charged £15,000 a plate for her 'Support Bulimia' fundraiser dinner.

For most of the A-List ladies, that'll be the most expensive meal they've ever thrown up.
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Chris Brown has some hits and misses. But mostly he just hits his misses.
 
In Korea if you want to marry a woman you have to beat her father in an RPG.

In Afghanistan if you want to marry a woman you have to shoot her father with an RPG.

In Russia, RPG marries you.

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So Jesus walks into an inn. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks "Can you put me up for the night?"
 
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