Jokes thread

[K0rN_b4LL]

Girl meets a guy at a bar.

Girl: "Hi, I'm Debbie."

Guy: "Hi, I'm Dave but everyone calls me Dick."

Girl: "How do you get Dick from Dave?"

Guy: "You just ask nicely."

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My mother taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all.

And people always wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

When a guy says he is looking for a good country girl,

he doesn't mean one that has been plowed more than the damn farm.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

I farted in an Apple store today and everyone got upset with me.

Its not my fault that they don't have windows.

 

[hwang24]

^snip

*head nod*

 

[hwang24]

What is worse than window shopping while watching QVC?...