Jokes thread

K0rN_b4LL · Nov 22, 2016

I shot my first turkey yesterday.

Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section.

BlackDragon37 · Jan 22, 2017

I can't believe all these women are marching today while their men sit home and starve.

Ian A · Mar 31, 2017

After drinking a single mug of beer, politely socializing with friends, and calmly settling a dispute, an Irishman walks out of a bar.

hwang24 · Apr 3, 2017

BlackDragon37 said:
I can't believe all these women are marching today while their men sit home and starve.

My bad for saying this JUST now. I'm really late.
Look, women were out there marching for equal rights (which may include marching for equal pay.) Men be' making more money than women in the SAME workplaces and positions. Men at home could've taken that money, go to a fast food place and have gone to buy their own lunch and dinner that day. ---> :sc2sop2:

SC_Yin · Apr 4, 2017

hwang24 said:
My bad for saying this JUST now. I'm really late.
Look, women were out there marching for equal rights (which may include marching for equal pay.) Men be' making more money than women in the SAME workplaces and positions. Men at home could've taken that money, go to a fast food place and have gone to buy their own lunch and dinner that day. --->

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