Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

 

[TheNoirEffect]

I have a million of them, here's a few of the best. Sorry in advance.

Really though?

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

When a pedophile asks "Who's your daddy?" it's actually a two part question.

 

[TrannyMagic]

not really a joke but seldom where these other posts... sooooo...

Boy/are you from china'?
Girl/umm....???
Boy/cuz' I'm china' ketcho' numpuuhh
(insert insane laughter)

FOBS: what I live for

 

[BlackDragon37]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That's God playing Sims. He just cancelled your action.