BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Well done, Danny Boyle. Nothing says "London" better than youths setting fire to stuff.
Jokes thread
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TheGuy
[09] Warrior
What's a mexicans favorite sport? Cross Country
How do you burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family
I heard you wanted to be like batman, so I brutally murdered your parents.
The penis says to the condom: Cover me, I'm goin' in!
Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she fits well in a closet.
So a jew, a mexican, and a black guy all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck out."
A rabbi, a catholic priest, and an evangelical christian all walk into a bar. After some drinks, they all say "Hey, we all give attention to humans, why not the animal kingdom?" So they all decide to go sway a bear to their religion.
They all come back to the bar the next day. The catholic priest said "Well, I read him verses from the bible, had him sing songs to the lord, and I can now say that this is a christian bear."
The evangelical said "I shook him hard and told him of the glories of god and the evils of the devil! Now, he is an evangelical bear."
The rabbi is all cut and bruised, and so he says "Well, guess I shouldn't have started with the circumsision!!"
The plumber one is kind of an anti-joke.
How do you burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family
I heard you wanted to be like batman, so I brutally murdered your parents.
The penis says to the condom: Cover me, I'm goin' in!
Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she fits well in a closet.
So a jew, a mexican, and a black guy all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck out."
A rabbi, a catholic priest, and an evangelical christian all walk into a bar. After some drinks, they all say "Hey, we all give attention to humans, why not the animal kingdom?" So they all decide to go sway a bear to their religion.
They all come back to the bar the next day. The catholic priest said "Well, I read him verses from the bible, had him sing songs to the lord, and I can now say that this is a christian bear."
The evangelical said "I shook him hard and told him of the glories of god and the evils of the devil! Now, he is an evangelical bear."
The rabbi is all cut and bruised, and so he says "Well, guess I shouldn't have started with the circumsision!!"
The plumber one is kind of an anti-joke.
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
Back in my younger, dumber days. Was dating this girl named Wendy that had a weird infatuation with my penis. So I decided to surprise her and get her name tattoo'd on my pic (pics upon request). Cool part is, when it gets erect, it says "Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day"
Not thats a "too long" penis joke......recognize fool!!
Not thats a "too long" penis joke......recognize fool!!
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
English people often moan about Americans taking some of our best TV shows, like Spaced, Top Gear and The Inbetweeners, and turning them into absolute crap.
But I actually prefer Mitt Romney's version of An Idiot Abroad.
But I actually prefer Mitt Romney's version of An Idiot Abroad.
