Jokes thread

To commemorate all the people who died at Hillsborough, Liverpool are set to release 96 balloons ahead of this weekends game.

How ironic would it be if the net holding them got stuck and none got out.
 
The heroes of Dragon Ball Z after defeating Majin Buu.
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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, would hipsters buy the soundtrack?
You'd have to bury the log first. Hipsters love shit that's underground.

Four gays walk into a barcade. They go to have some drinks but they find that there's only one available bar-stool. So instead, they go play League of Legends.
 
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