Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Jeremy Forrest?

Jeremy Forrest only has one fucked pupil.

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[MarKOed]

If a tree falls on a woman and theres noone there to hear it why was there a tree in the first place?
-Philosoraptor

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

What do Monica Lewinsky (look it up kids) and a vending machine have in common?

Insert Bill Here

 

[Max_300]

How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Fuck Kanye West's sex tape. I wanna Chris Brown and Rihanna's sex tape - I've heard he fists her!