Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

My wife and I have two boys in our house - one is 4 months old, and the other is 21 months old.

We didn't want there to be too big a gap, so my wife had them both by cesarean.

 

[BlackDragon37]

What do you get if you're accused of rape and child abuse when you die?

Away with it.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

 

[BlackDragon37]

What has a pee at the end of a tram?

A tramp.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

From Ask.com-
"What are those bumps around a woman's nipples?"

Top response-
"It's braille for 'Suck Me!'"