Jokes thread

Boy: Wanna have sex at my place?
Girl: Sure. :D
Boy: Oh! But I sleep on a bunkbed and I told my brother we were gonna make sandwiches. So the code is: Faster = Tomato. Harder = Cheese. Got it?
Girl: Got it. :)

hours later.

Girl: Oh! Tomato! Tomato! Cheese! Cheese!
Younger Brother: Hey! Can you guys make sandwhiches some other time! Your getting mayo all on my bed!
 
How do you make sure a black man doesnt find his welfare check?
Hide it under his workboots!

When White people die
where do they go? Heaven
what do they get? wings
what do they call em? Angels

When black people die
where do they go? Heaven
what do they get? wings
what do they call em? Bats!

Whats long, black, & stinky
No not DK's dick....the unemployment line

Tip your waitresses

HRD
 
ahhh mom jokes...I almost forgot

Your mom is so fat......She jumped on a rainbow and made skittles
Your mom is so stupid...she burnt your house down making Kool-aid
Your mom is so fat....she wears a VCR for a beeper

HRD
 
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