DeathInMyEyes
DIME
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Your meat doesn't smell bad when you pull it out of the refrigerator.
Your meat doesn't smell bad when you pull it out of the refrigerator.
Jokes thread
- Thread starter Blade_edge
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
All of my passwords are "incorrect" so my computer always tells me if I forget.
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
Hey wait a minute. Thats my gay joke. get your own material you bastard.
optymuss
[12] Conqueror
From a website. very funny still.
A blondes calendar
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too
tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got
excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May
- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with
a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned
later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got
locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call
911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a
year!!
A blondes calendar
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too
tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got
excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May
- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with
a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned
later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got
locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call
911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a
year!!