Jokes thread

[spongebob]

Me and my mate were masturbating to some hardcore dinosaur pornography. Unfortunatley, my mothersaurus

 

[Leonyx]

So a priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Yeah...

 

[BlackDragon37]

So a man came into a bar....

Wait, I mean horse. Err... Yeah, I meant horse.

So a man came into a horse...

 

[Mitalius]

Your mother is so fat when god said let there be he said, "GIRL MOVE YOUR FATASS OUTTA THE WAY!!!!"

 

[Inori DWF]

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person?

The Bucket.