Jokes thread

Ok Ima go out on a limb with a black man racist joke. If it offends just tell me and Ill delete it.

What is the difference between a black man and a pile of shit?

The pile of shit will eventually turn white and stop stinking!!

*rim shot*
 
Newton's third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

I'll never forget the last thing my wife said to me when she died last week - "See you in heaven darling." Since then I've raped 5 women, murdered my boss and set the local orphanage on fire.
 
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

How do you make a dead baby shake?
1tbsp of lemon juice
1/3 cup of strawberries
1/2 a bannana
and a dead baby

What should a woman do after leaving the Battered Wives Shelter?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Wanna here a joke?

Women's rights.

Wanna hear a funnier joker?

The WNBA
 
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