Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I walked up to the counter in the chemist and just my luck there was a girl serving.
"Erm... Morning," I said, "I need some... erm... God, this is embarrassing..."
"Don't you worry sir," she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, "I get this every day!"
I smiled back.
"Condoms?" she said.
"No," I said.
"Suppositories?" she said.
"No," I said.
"Tampons?"
"No."
"Well, it can't be that embarrassing then, sir," she said with a smile.
"Paracetamol," I said.
"Paracetamol?" she gave me a puzzled look. "£1.99 please. What's so embarrassing?"
Then I pulled out my little pink purse.
"Erm... Morning," I said, "I need some... erm... God, this is embarrassing..."
"Don't you worry sir," she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, "I get this every day!"
I smiled back.
"Condoms?" she said.
"No," I said.
"Suppositories?" she said.
"No," I said.
"Tampons?"
"No."
"Well, it can't be that embarrassing then, sir," she said with a smile.
"Paracetamol," I said.
"Paracetamol?" she gave me a puzzled look. "£1.99 please. What's so embarrassing?"
Then I pulled out my little pink purse.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care unit is playing with a toy donkey.
ICU baby, shaking that ass.
ICU baby, shaking that ass.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I've just bought the BBC advent calendar.
Every time I open a door, I have to pretend I haven't seen Jimmy Savile abusing a child.
Every time I open a door, I have to pretend I haven't seen Jimmy Savile abusing a child.