Jokes thread
- Thread starter Blade_edge
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HolyCarp
[14] Master
I got a blood test and they told me my blood sample was "B negative"
...Turns out they just printed the results wrong - there was a type-O.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Mitt Romney spent $800m on not becoming president of the USA.
I spent 65p and got the same result, except I have a Mars Bar.
I spent 65p and got the same result, except I have a Mars Bar.
Death_Emperor_X
[10] Knight
I don't think anyones ever told a good joke since 2005-2012. All jokes I heard is too lame & outdated. "DEX is so tall, he tripped over a rock & hit the moon with his head while falling down", "Whenever he does a kart-wheel he kicks Jesus twice", "DEX & his wife grind tectonic boundaries together comitting a focus as they pound earthquakes", "DEX's skin pistol fires off like a volcanoes conflagration".
Rusty Hook: Stick your finger in your butt & then pull someone else over from his mouth.
Chili-Dog: Shit between tits & titty fuck.
None of these jokes are new or somewhat good anymore. I havn't heard one that is in a long time.
Rusty Hook: Stick your finger in your butt & then pull someone else over from his mouth.
Chili-Dog: Shit between tits & titty fuck.
None of these jokes are new or somewhat good anymore. I havn't heard one that is in a long time.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I've been cutting cars off and driving like a maniac ever since I put that "Honk if you're a paedophile!" bumper sticker on my car.