Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

When my Indian girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.

 

[BlackDragon37]

This joke is WAY too soon. You have been warned.

Spoiler

You think you have a busy job?

I work at the return desk in Toys 'R Us in Connecticut!

 

[OneManjiArmy]

This joke is WAY too soon. You have been warned.

Spoiler

You think you have a busy job?

I work at the return desk in Toys 'R Us in Connecticut!

MESSED UP, but I chuckled a bit. I hope I dont end up in hell....

 

[BlackDragon37]

Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier if my wardrobe wasn't so FABULOUS!

 

[BlackDragon37]

I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today.

I thought, "That must have been really painful."