Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

I always thought there was something fishy about Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets....

Now I know it was the smell of a 13 year old's snatch.

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A Connecticut teacher has been hailed a hero after she managed to hide fifteen kids.

Just goes to show, there's one rule for the US education system, another for Josef Fritzl.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

Ryu: Hadouken!!
Mitsurugi: *side steps*
Ryu: WTF??? O_O

bumping because of awesomness

 

[OneManjiArmy]

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Sea what I did there?

I'm shore you did.

 

[OneManjiArmy]

Boy: Hey baby, did you hear about the new movie, "Other People?"

Girl: No

Boy: Well, thats what I wanna see.

 

[BlackDragon37]

The Paralympic Games committee has today revoked the gold medal won by the Nigerian swimmer who had lost both of his arms.

Turns out it was actually a seal.