Jokes thread

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"


"Yes."


"Oui."


"Sí."


"Ja."
 
what the hell is this!!!!!? what the-what the fuck is wrong with people??? I should make a thread on teaching how to tell jokes... meaning REAL JOKES, but it'll be a video shit cuz writing jokes is just dumb as a bucket of shrimp
 
How many jews can you fit in a car?



Two in the front, three in the back, and about ten million in the ashtray.



Fuck off, that was funny.
 
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