Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Phillip?

Killed in a tunnel.

 

[Synraii]

It was Thanksgiving last thursday. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome.

 

[Alpha]

Lame Joke.

Guy one: How many cars do you have?

Guy two: Two Mini

If you didn't get that then wow...

 

[BlackDragon37]

Why would you become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide on the off chance you MIGHT get 72 virgins when you die?

Become a Catholic priest, and have them NOW!

 

[Mitalius]

It was Thanksgiving last thursday. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome.

Synraii I love you.