Jokes thread

[BlackDragon37]

Ministry of Defence:

Official provider of the GB Paralympics team.

 

[HolyCarp]

What does Wolfkrone have in common with a cardiac tumour?
Wolfkrone lives in its people's hearts.

Edit: may not have been completely sober when writing this, so sorry for the bad taste...

 

[MarKOed]

CHEESY JOKE TIME! So a blind man walks into a bar.

He then says "Ow that hurt". *Drum drum cymbal*

I dont know why that made me laugh

 

[BlackDragon37]

Contraception: Birth Control

Abortion: Birth Control-Alt-Delete

 

[fantasysoul]

-What dog can jump higher than a bulding?

Any, because buildings can't jump!