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What do you get when you mix a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?
DINO-MITE

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
His mummy.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!

Why is there no gambling in Africa?
There's too many cheetahs!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!

What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fssshhh
 
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